Loving shopping couple joke
This woman and her husband love shopping. One day, they came out of the supermarket.
She said, "I'll put the shopping in the car and you get the baby."
The husband said, "All right." And off he went. A few minutes later he was back at the car.
The woman said, "Hey, that's not our baby."
The man said, "Shut up, it's a better pram."