kids jokes of the day
Kids Jokes Categories Animal Jokes Math Jokes for Kids Knock Knock Jokes Silly Jokes Puns for Kids School Jokes Sports Jokes Funny Short Stories Science Jokes Doctor Jokes Office Jokes Computer Jokes Music Jokes Food Jokes Medical Jokes English Jokes for Kids Fishing Jokes Crazy Jokes One Liners Jokes Military Jokes Car Jokes Business Jokes Old Age Jokes Police Jokes Holiday Jokes Parenting Jokes Light Bulb Jokes Scary Jokes Travel Jokes Lawyer Jokes Shopping Jokes Golf Jokes Heaven Jokes State Jokes Funny Ads Answering Machine

Grocery store shopping joke

A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked for cookies and her mother told her, "No." The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Monica, we just have half of the aisles left to go through - don't be upset. It won't be long now."

 Soon, they came to the candy aisle and the little girl began to shout for candy. When told she couldn't have any, she began to cry. The mother said, "There, there, Monica, don't cry - only two more aisles to go and then we'll be checking out."

 When they got to the checkout stand, the little girl immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there'd be no gum purchased. The mother said serenely, "Monica, we'll be through this check out stand in 5 minutes and then you can go home and have a nice nap."

 The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Monica," he began.

 The mother replied, "I'm Monica - my little girl's name is Tammy."

A collection of best shopping jokes here. New shopping jokes added almost everyday.

Copyright 2015, All Rights Reserved. Info: Help | Privacy policy
Kids Jokes of the Day: Giant clean and funny jokes for kids!
Friend Sites: | Good Kids Names

_กม
Like us!
You'll be here, if you "Like us"!