Six one liner jokes for kids

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
 
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
 
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
 
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
 
George washington said, "We would have a black president when pigs fly!"... well, swine flu.
 
Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.