Five funny one liners jokes
To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.