Here are the four one-liner kids jokes of Top 100 funniest one-liners:
1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
3. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
4. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.