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Funniest one liner jokes for kids

Here are the four one-liner kids jokes of Top 100 funniest one-liners:

1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

3. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

4. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Funny one liners jokes have fun and enjoy one line humor. It's amazing how a funny joke can be only 1 line.

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