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Kids Jokes - One Liners Jokes

Funniest one liner jokes for kids


Here are the four one-liner kids jokes of Top 100 funniest one-liners:

1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.


2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.


3. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.


4. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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