| Still more Excuses for skipping out of work 1. I have to take my mother to the doctor. 2. I have to take my minister to the doctor. 3. I have to take my doctor to my minister. 4. I think I left the iron on. 5. I think I left the water on. 6. I think I left the refrigerator on. 7. I'm getting married, and I have to go pick out rings. 8. I'm getting married, and I have to take a blood test. 9. I'm getting married, and I have to figure out to whom. 10. I have to have my waistband let out. 11. I have to have my watchband let out. 12. I have to have my son's rock band let out. 13. I'm having my eyes checked this noon, and they put drops in them so I won't be able to work afterwards. 14. I'm having my ears checked this noon, and they put drops in them so I won't be able to work afterwards. 15. I'm having my hats checked this noon, and I'll be having a drop or two so I won't be able to work afterwards. 16. I'm having a root canal. 17. I'm having a tax audit. 18. I'm going on a date with a sadomasochistic necrophile. (Is that beating a dead horse?) 19. I have to rearrange my savings so that there is no more than $100,000 in any one federally insured institution. 20. I need to break into my kid's piggy bank while he's not home. |
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