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Shakey went to a psychiatrist

Shakey went to a psychiatrist:

"Doc,"he said,"I've got trouble.Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed,I think there's somebody on top of it.Top,under,top, gotta help me,I`m going crazy!"

"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink."Come to me three times a week,and I`ll cure your fears."

"How much do you charge?"

"A hundred dollars per visit."

"I'll sleep on it,"said Shakey.

Six months later the doctor met Shakey on the street.

"Why didn`t you ever come to see me again?"asked the psychiatrist.

"For a hundred buck's a visit?A bartender cured me for ten dollars."

"Is that so! How?"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"

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