An accident involving a train
An accident involving a train:
Patient:I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor:You've had an accident involving a train.
Doctor:Well,I've got some good news and some bad news.Which would you like to hear first?
Patient: Well... The bad news first...
Doctor:Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.
Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?
Doctor:There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.