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  • Doctor doctor 08

    Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet
    Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!

    Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen
    Well sit down and write your name!

    Doctor, Doctor I'm becoming invisible.
    Yes I can see you're not all there!

    Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog
    What's wrong with that
    I think I'm going to croak

    Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a vampire.
    Necks please!

    Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking?
    Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!

    Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift!
    Well tell her to come in
    I can't she doesn't stop at this floor!

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