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  • Doctor doctor 07

    Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me?
    You have a broken finger!

    Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits!
    What, you mean those square ones?
    Yes!
    The ones you put butter on?
    Yes!
    Oh, You're Crackers!

    Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!
    Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing develops.

    Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains
    Well pull yourself together then

    Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awake
    Sleep in another room then!

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