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  • Doctor doctor 06

    Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold
    Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!

    Doctor, Doctor I've broke my arm in two places
    Well don't go back there again then!

    Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog.
    How long have you felt like this?
    Ever since I was a puppy!
    Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pack of cards.
    I'll deal with you later!

    Doctor, Doctor I think I'm turning into a frog
    Your just playing too much croquet!

    Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a yo-yo.
    Are you stringing me along!

    Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do?
    Saw the legs off of your bed!

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