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  • Doctor doctor 05

    Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin.
    Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!

    Doctor: You need new glasses
    Patient: How do you know?, I haven't told you whats wrong with me yet
    Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window!

    Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a snail
    Don't worry we'll soon have you out of your shell!

    Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
    We must get to the core of this!

    Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a butterfly
    Will you say what you mean and stop flitting about!

    Doctor, Doctor I'm boiling up!
    Just simmer down!

    Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an adder
    Great, can you help me with my accounts then please!

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