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Jazz players at Burger King

There were three jazz players getting ready for a concert. One got done early so he went to a Burger King. He went up to the manager who got mad easily and said,"I want a burger 2,3,4, a juicy burger 2,3,4, not too juicy and not too plain in the grove 2,3,4, in the grove 2,3,4."

The manager decided not to let this guy bother him.

The second jazz player comes in and says,"I want some fries 2,3,4, some salty fries 2,3,4, not too salty and not too plain in the grove 2,3,4, in the grove 2,3,4."

The manager is mad and says,"If one more person comes in here and sings that stupid joke, I'm going to scream!"

The third jazz player comes in and says,"I want a soda 2,3,4, a fizzy soda 2,3,4, not too fizzy and not too plain in the grove 2,3,4, in the grove 2,3,4.

The manager is furious and turns around, takes off his apron and says,"Kiss my butt 2,3,4, my hairy butt 2,3,4, not to the left and not to the right in the grove 2,3,4, in the grove 2,3,4!"

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