Travel conversation joke for kids
Tourist: Is this 99 Main Street?
Resident: No, it's 66, but we turn it upside down to confuse people.
Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Don't you ever shoo them?
Native: No, we just let them go barefoot.
Tourist: What's the speed limit in this hick town?
Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us.
Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy?
Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.