Vacaine joke for kids

A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist.

"I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want no vacaine because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said.

"Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way."

The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said.

"Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."