Cut dog's tail off joke
A guy brings his dog into the vet and says, "Could you please cut my dog's tail off?"
The vet examines the tail and says: "There is nothing wrong. Why would you want this done?"
The man replies: "My mother-in-law is coming to visit, and I don't want anything in the house to make her think that she is welcome!"
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