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Professor and dumb assistant joke for kids

A professor was building a machine that could do 20 things at once. He had all the parts, but nothing to put them together.

So he asked his dumb assistant to go out to the store and get glue.

The store had almost everything: french toast, sushi, breaded halibut, but no glue.

So the assistant bought the breaded halibut. Why? It doesn't take a genius to know fish sticks.

This section mainly posts science related joke and humor for kids. Science jokes talks about chemistry, biology, physics, animals, experiments, technology and more. There is no scary elements that will scare kids. Science is always fun! To make it even more entertaining, give the kids a few of these jokes to experiment with today.

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