School rules joke for kids

9 School rules:

1.No one fails a class anymore, they're merely "passing impaired."

2.You don't have detention, you're just one of the "exit delayed."

3.Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."

4.These days, a student isn't lazy. He/She's "energetically declined."

5.Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."

6.Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."

7.Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook experience."

8.You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."

9.You're not late, you just have a "rescheduled arrival time."