Short Kids Jokes For Teacher's Day
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?
Pupil: I don't know, teacher. What will you give me?
Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?
Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines!
Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line?
Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there!
Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Pupil: I know. But, maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.