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    A witch joke
    What is old, ugly and blue?
    A witch holding it's breath!

    A witch joke
    What do you get if you cross a flea and a witch?
    Very worried dogs!

    A witch joke
    What do witches sing at Christmas?
    "Deck the halls with poison ivy...."!

    A witch joke
    What do witches eat for breakfast?
    Rice krispies. Because they snap at them!

    A witch joke
    What do little witches like to play at school?
    Bat's cradle!

    A witch joke
    What do witches eat for dinner?
    Real toad in the hole!

    A witch joke
    Why did the witch have pedestrian eyes?
    They looked both ways before they crossed!

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