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  • Scary collection 54

    A witch joke
    Why should men beware of beautiful witches?
    They'll sweep them off their feet!

    A witch joke
    What sound does a witch make when she cries?
    "Brew-hoo, Brew-hoo"!

    A witch joke
    Why do some witches eat raw meat?
    Because they don't know how to cook!

    A witch joke
    Is it true that a witch won't hurt you if you run away from her?
    It all depends on how fast you run!

    A witch joke
    What do you call a witch who murders her mum and dad?
    An orphan!

    A witch joke
    Where is the witches temple?
    On each side of her head!

    A witch joke
    How does a witch make scrambled eggs?
    She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright!

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