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A witch joke
Why should men beware of beautiful witches?
They'll sweep them off their feet!

A witch joke
What sound does a witch make when she cries?
"Brew-hoo, Brew-hoo"!

A witch joke
Why do some witches eat raw meat?
Because they don't know how to cook!

A witch joke
Is it true that a witch won't hurt you if you run away from her?
It all depends on how fast you run!

A witch joke
What do you call a witch who murders her mum and dad?
An orphan!

A witch joke
Where is the witches temple?
On each side of her head!

A witch joke
How does a witch make scrambled eggs?
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright!