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A wizard joke
What's the first thing that a wizard does in the morning?
He wakes up!
A wizard joke
What do you call a wizard who's black and blue all over?
Bruce!
A witch joke
Why do witches wear pointy black hats?
To keep their heads warm!
A wizard joke
What did the wizard say to his witch girlfriend?
Hello gore-juice!
A wizard joke
What do you get if you cross a river with an inflatable wizard?
To the other side!
A wizard joke
What do wizards stop for on the motorway?
Witchhikers!
A wizard joke
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a wizard?
Tyrannosaurus hex!
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