Scary collection 25

A werewolf joke
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks!

A werewolf joke
How do you know if a werewolf's been in the fridge?
The paw prints in the butter!

A skeleton joke
What do boney people use to get into their homes?
Skeleton keys!

A vampire joke
Why do vampires hate arguments?
Because they make themselves cross!

A vampire joke
Why was the young vampire a failure?
He fainted at the sight of blood!

A vampire joke
Why did the vampire attack the clown?
He wanted the circus to be in his blood!

A vampire joke
What do you get if you cross Dracula and Al Capone?
A fangster!