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Scary vampire joke for kids

Question: What's a vampire's favourite sport?
Answer: Batminton!

Question: What happened to the mad vampire?
Answer: He went a little batty!

Question: What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?
Answer: A coffin break!

Question: What do vampire footballers have at half times?
Answer: Blood oranges!

Question: How does a vampire like his food served?
Answer: In bite sized pieces!

Question: Where do vampires go on holiday?
Answer: The Isle of Fright!

Question: Why did the vampire take up acting?
Answer: It was in his blood!

Are you ready to be scared, or just laugh yourself silly with this selection of scary jokes? Scary jokes include halloween jokes, dracula jokes, witch jokes, ghost jokes, spooky jokes and so on.

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