Redneck joke for kids 13

Redneck Joke 61
You might be a redneck if the first question your mother asks upon checking into the motel is, "Where's the nearest liquor store?"

Redneck Joke 62
You might be a redneck if the first thing you do in the morning is check your critter trap, and you're disappointed when it is empty.

Redneck Joke 63
You might be a redneck if the flood history of your area can be seen on your living room walls.

Redneck Joke 64
You might be a redneck if the fountain at your wedding spewed beer instead of champagne.

Redneck Joke 65
You might be a redneck if the front license plate of your car has the words "Foxy Lady" written in airbrush.