Two hillbillies joke for kids

Two hillbillies are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey, Tommy Ray, what¡¯cha got in this bag?"

"Just some chickens."

"If I guess how many there are, can I have one?"

"I"ll give you both of them."

"OK. Ummmmm, five?"