Lets go hunting

Two rednecks decided that they wanted to go on a wild safari in Africa. They had some money so they booked passage to the African outback, outfitted themselves for hunting big game, with guns and packs and dogs, and hired several black porters to carry their stuff. Because they didn't know their asses from two holes in the ground they soon got themselves completely lost and eventually they found themselves in the middle of the Sahara desert.

It was 130 degrees F. in the shade, but fortunately they'd brought plenty of water. However their food supply soon ran short and after a couple of days of wandering around in circles they'd completely exhausted their supply. After another day or two they were starving and they decided that the only way they'd be able to survive was to kill and eat one of the black porters, which they did. Because they were still hopelessly lost in the trackless sands a day later they had eaten all they could of the corpse and it was soon rotten and inedible. The next day, it was obvious that they were in the same situation they'd been in before, so again they killed and ate another of the black porters. This went on until all the porters were gone.

They were still lost and starving, so one of the rednecks turned to the other and said, "Well, I guess we'll have to eat one of the dogs now."