Politician clock joke for kids

Mike died and went to heaven.

As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'Why all the clocks?'

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move."

"Oh," said Mike. "Whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresas", replied.

St.Peter, "The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible", said Mike. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved Twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's our politician's clock?" asked Mike.

St Peter replied, "they are in the office. We're using them as ceiling fans."