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Police and penguin joke for kids

A man was driving down the highway with a car full of penguins. Penguins were sticking out of the windows, penguins were coming out of the sunroof, there were penguins everywhere.

A cop pulled him over and told him if he didn't want a ticket, he'd better take those penguins straight to the zoo. The man promised he would and drove off.

The next day, the same highway, the same car, the same guy, the same cop and the same penguins, only this time the penguins were all wearing sunglasses!

The cop pulled the guy over and said, "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!" "I did", said the guy, "Today I'm taking them to the beach!"

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