This is the police
A funny joke for you:
Dispatcher:Nine-one-one.
Caller:Hi, is this the police?
Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance?
Caller:Well, I don't know who to call.Can you tell me how to cook a turkey?I've never cooked one before.

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