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Great Ways to Annoy Cops

When the police pull you over and they ask, "Do you know why i pulled you over?" reply, "Because you like my groove thing."

When the police say, "We're giving you a ticket," plead insanity and try to bribe him with donuts you claim to have in your backseat.

When asked by a cop if you saw anything at the crime scene, look around suspiciously and keep stammering and denying you saw anything.

When a cop walks by you, yell maniacally, "I didnt do it!!!!!!"

If pulled over on Thansksgiving, wink at him and offer him a turkey leg.

Start a conversation with a cop, then in the middle of the conversation, interrupt him by saying, "So how many people have you framed?"

All the great jokes about cops, officers, and the police can be found in police jokes for kids section!

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