kids jokes of the day
Kids Jokes Categories Animal Jokes Math Jokes for Kids Knock Knock Jokes Silly Jokes Puns for Kids School Jokes Sports Jokes Funny Short Stories Science Jokes Doctor Jokes Office Jokes Computer Jokes Music Jokes Food Jokes Medical Jokes English Jokes for Kids Fishing Jokes Crazy Jokes One Liners Jokes Military Jokes Car Jokes Business Jokes Old Age Jokes Police Jokes Holiday Jokes Parenting Jokes Light Bulb Jokes Scary Jokes Travel Jokes Lawyer Jokes Shopping Jokes Golf Jokes Heaven Jokes State Jokes Funny Ads Answering Machine

Hearing loss joke for kids

An elderly lady was concerned about her husband's hearing. It seemed that every time she would call him, he wouldn't respond. So, the lady went to the doctor to ask his advice.

The doctor said to her, "when you go home, tell your husband to stand at the end of the hallway, and you should stand at the other end. Ask him what he wants for dinner. Continue to move him closer towards you until he responds to your question so you know exactly how far away he is from you when he finally hears you."

She thought this was a great idea. When she got home, she placed her husband at the end of the hallway and yelled, "Herbert, what do you want for dinner?"

There was no response. She moved 10 feet closer.

Again she yelled, "Herbert, what do you want for dinner?"

No response.

She moved another 15 feet closer to where she was now practically face to face with her husband.

She yelled even louder this time, "HERBERT, what do you want for dinner?!!"

Herbert yelled back at her, "For the THIRD time, I want chicken!!"

Old age jokes, relating to a variety of different topics, including retirement, medical problems, relationships, daily activities, interests, wealth, knowledge, appointments, and more!

Copyright 2015, All Rights Reserved. Info: Help | Privacy policy
Kids Jokes of the Day: Giant clean and funny jokes for kids!
Friend Sites: | Good Kids Names

_กม
Like us!
You'll be here, if you "Like us"!