Potential side-effects joke for kids
A woman and her husband approach their pharmacist and begin to ask questions like if the pharmacy checks for medications past their expiration date and the reliability of a certain company that makes birth control pills. Finally the pharmacist asks the couple what's the matter. The wife explains, "In spite of using birth control pills I continue to get pregnant."
The pharmacist is astounded and asks the woman if she takes them every day.
The woman replies, "My husband takes them every day."
"What?" the pharmacist croaks.
"Yep. After we read all those potential side-effects, my husband said, "Ah honey.. I don't what you taking that stuff.. it's too dangerous, let me take them."