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Statue joke for kids

A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a
corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in baby oil and covers him in talcum powder.

'Don't move! You're a statue!'

The husband comes up to the bedroom and inquires about the new decoration.

The wife explains that the Smith family next door acquired a statue for their bedroom recently, and if they could get
one, so could she.

The married couple go to bed, but at midnight the husband goes downstairs, gets a glass of milk and some cookies,
and comes back upstairs. He hands the snack to the statue and says, "Here. I stood around for 3 days at the Smiths',
and they never fed me a thing!"

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