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Pro-lifers light bulb joke

Question: How many pro-lifers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: Two, one to do it and one to insist that the bulb was lit when the screwing began.
Answer: Nine-four to block the entrance to the room, four to hold up pictures of burnt-out bulbs, and one to try and convince the person with the new bulb to let the room stay dark.

Question: How many proofreaders does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: Proofreaders aren't supposed to change lightbulbs. They should just query them.

A light bulb jokes are jokes that ask how many people of a certain group are needed to change, replace, or screw in a light bulb. Generally, the punch line answer highlights a stereotype of the target group. There are numerous versions of the light bulb joke satirizing a wide range of cultures, beliefs and occupations.

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