University students light bulb joke

Question: How many university students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: Two. One to fuse all the electrics while doing something silly, and one to phone the landlord to ask for the lightbulb to be changed.
Answer: 31. Ten to vote on whether the light bulb needs changing, whether they should join the Lightbulbs Union first and then what to call the new lightbulb, one to put it in... and twenty to have a party after to celebrate a good days work.