Rednecks Light Bulb Joke

Question: How many rednecks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: Six. They all beat the hell out of it, leave it lying in a dark alley and brag about it in the pub afterwards.
Answer: One, it only takes one person to use a hammer.
Answer: Three, one to change the bulb, one to take care of the sheep, and one to observe and try to think why he isn't tending to the sheep's needs. Answer: Two, one to drive their home to the hardware store and one to buy the bulb and screw it in.