The old one and the new one
How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the old one and the new one.
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A light bulb jokes
are jokes that ask how many people of a certain group are needed to change, replace, or screw in a light bulb. Generally, the punch line answer highlights a stereotype of the target group. There are numerous versions of the light bulb joke satirizing a wide range of cultures, beliefs and occupations.