Stupid lawyer joke of the day

A lawyer is out duck hunting. He shoots a duck and it falls on a neighboring farm, where he does not have permission to hunt. He looks around, sees no one, and decides to hop the fence to trespass to get the duck.
 
He has barely taken ten steps when the farmer pops out of some trees and orders him off the property. The lawyer protests he really wants to retrieve the duck, the farmer insists he leaves.  "well" the lawyer says, "I guess I am going to sue you".
 
The farmer replies "we don't handle disagreements like that out here, we use the '3 kick rule' ".  "Three kick rule??" the lawyer asks. "Yup" says the farmer, "this is the way it works. Each of us takes turn kicking each other as hard as we can three times, and whoever gives up first loses". The lawyer said he guessed he could try that, and the farmer says he'll go first. So, the farmer kicks the lawyer in the knee as hard as he can, and while the lawyer is doubled up in pain holding his knee, the farmer hauls off again and kicks him in the chin. Now hurting more than ever, the lawyer stands upright holding his chin, and the farmer kicks him in the groin.

After he recovers, the lawyer says "OK, now its my turn" to which the farmer replies "I give up, you win, get your duck".