Knock Knock Dishes Joke
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes your friend Margaret, so open the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes the police!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes getting boring!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes your friend, open the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes a very bad joke!
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The knock knock joke is a time-honored "call and answer" exercise. It is a role-play exercise, with a punstedr and a recipient of wit. It is a one-on-one stting, as their distinctive delivery relies on a partner providing the correct responses to the initial "knock knock" prompt, thus setting up the pay-off with the punch line.