Making comparisons

In Heaven:

1. The cooks are French,
   
2. The policemen are English,
   
3. The mechanics are German,
   
4. The lovers are Italian,
   
5. The bankers are Swiss.
   

In Hell:

1. The cooks are English,
   
2. The policemen are German,
   
3. The mechanics are French,
   
4. The lovers are Swiss,
   
5. The bankers are Italian.
   

In Computer Heaven:

1. The management is from Intel,
   
2. The design and construction is done by Apple,
   
3. The marketing is done by Microsoft,
   
4. IBM provides the support,
   
5. Gateway determines the pricing.
   

In Computer Hell:

1. The management is from Apple,
   
2. Microsoft does design and construction,
   
3. IBM handles the marketing,
   
4. The support is from Gateway,
   
5. Intel sets the price.