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Football in heaven joke of the day

Tom and Mat were best of friends, they played football once a week for 50 years. When they were getting older they had an argument if people play football in heaven. So they made up that whoever dies first will let the other one know what happens in heaven.

After Mat dies he comes to Tom in a dream and tells him,"You were right! They play up here and not only that, they have your name for starting quarterback!"

"Oh wow! Thatí»s great!" Tom replies.

"Well," replies Mat. "Not that great, they have you playing tomorrow night!"

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