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Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven?
Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker you'll get there.

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Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven?
Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker you'll get there.

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