Lawyer golfer joke for kids
A chap was teeing off and hit a lousy ball onto the next fairway and en route struck another golfer on the head.
He shouted at the lousy hitter, "I am a lawyer and this will cost you, maybe 5000.00."
The golfer yelled back, "I am sorry but I did shout FORE."
The lawyer replied, "OK, I will take it!"