Top 10 signs your partner is a murderer

10. You start out as a foursome and end up a duo.

9. He celebrates his hole-in-one by strangling a squirrel.

8. Claims his ball was planted in the sand trap by Mark Fuhrman.

7. When he yells "Fore!" people really pay attention.

6. Always wants to bet $8.5 million a hole.

5. Gets really jumpy whenever anyone goes near his golf bag.

4. When you drive into the rough, he says, "You play golf about as well as Marcia Clark prosecutes!"

3. His last partner was found hanging off the little windmill at the local putt-putt

2. When you ask, "What's your handicap?" he says, "Violent paranoid schizophrenia"

1. His caddy: A.C. Cowlings