Golf is a game

Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six and write down five.

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer. The greatest liar in the world is the golfer how claims he plays the game for merely exercise.