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Pet Centipede Short Story

A man had a pet centipede. He said, "centipede, go get the paper and make it snappy!"
A half an hour later the man went outside and said, "I thought I told you to get the paper a half an hour ago!"
"Well, I had to put on my shoes," said the centipede.
Funny short stories are to make you laugh. Some of these true stories are ture, while others are made-up stories. And all stories are ideal for bluffing your friends. They will all laugh because of your short stories jokes.

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