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A man and peanuts at a bar story

A man is sitting alone at a bar. No one else is there except the bartender. All of a sudden, he hears someone say "Nice shirt." He looks around, and nobody's there. A little while later, he hears "I like your tie." Looks around and, again, nobody's there. Once again he hears the same voice say "You seem like a nice guy. We should be friends." Again nobody is there so he asks the bartender.

What does the bartender say to him?

It's the peanuts. They're complimentary!

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