Spaceships joke for kids

 Two men were sitting at a bar talking about spaceships.

 First man: Did you know that my country will launch a spaceship to the sun today, at 12:pm?
 Second man: No, but that is brainless indeed.
 First man: Why?
 Second man: If you launch at noon, the sun will burn you to dead. But my country is more intelligent.
 First man: Really?
 Second man: Because shortly we will launch a spaceship at night so we won't get sun burn!