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Talking caterpillar joke

A man was very lonely and wanted to take a walk outside, so he went out and saw a sign that said for sale, a talking caterpillar!

The man was very interested so he went inside, bought the caterpillar, and went home.

He took off the lid and saw the caterpillar, looked no different than a normal one, so the man wanted to see if a caterpillar can actually talk. The man said, "Do you want to go to church with me?"

The caterpillar said nothing.

The man said it again, but louder. And still the caterpillar said nothing. So the man was getting irritated, so he stood up and cleared his throat and screamed out "Do you want to go to church with me?!"

The caterpillar turned around and said "I heard you the first time, I was just putting on my shoes!"

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